Lucifer: Mc what are you holding
Mc: food? because we’re forced ro serve people because of Mammon
Mammon: hey!
Mc: it’s the truth isn’t it?
Mammon: yeah but your not allowed to say it
Lucifer: what’s this thing called? I’m pretty sure it’s not on the menu
Mc: Belphie made it
Belphie: I called it “the Human killer”
Lucifer: someone ordered that?
Belphie: (pointing at a sleazy looking Demon) yeah that guy
Lucifer: Mc you won’t serve that guy
Mc: what, why?
Lucifer: this guy looks like he would actually kill Humans, is Solomon here?
Mc: yeah he’s sitting in one of the booths
Lucifer: get him over here he has to serve that guy
Mc: why him and not me? if your worried about him trying to attack me I have my dagger
Lucifer: Mc we love you and would probably die without you, so you will not serve that guy
Mc: and why Solomon?
Lucifer: no one cares if Solomon would die, half of the Devildom would probably celebrate it if he would finally kick the bucket
Solomon: (insulted) I can hear you guys in the back!
Lucifer: will you do it or not?
Solomon: yes, I don’t trust that guy either and don’t want to risk my lovely apprentice getting hurt
I’m sorry
@stardust-maiden come get your son and take him to therapy
“Oh, the places you’d go! If you weren’t oppressed by wage labor & class society”
Poster seen in Melbourne
babe what’s wrong… you haven’t touched your Yu-Gi-Oh! 25th anniversary FYE exclusive milleni-yum golden berry blast multigrain cereal…
do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”
The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time
Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King
This is my new favorite compliment
???!??!?!HAS ANYONE ELSE REALIZED THAT TREY IS MISSING THE WHITE PART OF HIS VEST THINGY HERE
THIS SINGLEHANDEDLY CURED MY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA FROM THE YUGIOH ENDING 😭😭😭😭
Subs added lazily by me
hey chazz i don’t think this is how people usually visualize their sworn, despised nemeses
Gorgonic Guardian aka THE SNEK BOY 🐍🐍
Wanted to animate some of my old art for practice :)
Night Vale has once again given me a stress headache and I think I need TotK about it. Mayhaps Minecraft.
Uh, uh, um
Cold Weather Attack!